Hi, I'm Sarah.

NOW LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS THAT AMUSE ME.

Copywriter at The Moon Machine
Contributing Editor at Matador Network
Ambassador of Emoticons & Assigner of Projects at LKR

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So be wise, because the world needs more wisdom, and if you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.

And now go, and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here. Make good art.

If you can’t watch this video (which you absolutely 100% need to), you can read the transcript here.

You made a baby, not a fucking 7 layer cake. Literally all you had to do was have unprotected sex. OK CONGRATULATIONS, WHATEVER.

You made a baby, not a fucking 7 layer cake. Literally all you had to do was have unprotected sex. OK CONGRATULATIONS, WHATEVER.

emotivelle:

8.16.2014 - #beepbeep @sarahpark πŸ’™πŸ‘―πŸ’› (at City of Highland Park)

Dammit, my car is getting towed by a cartoon tow truck again.

emotivelle:

8.16.2014 - #beepbeep @sarahpark πŸ’™πŸ‘―πŸ’› (at City of Highland Park)

Dammit, my car is getting towed by a cartoon tow truck again.

The places I run are pretty.

(1) Straight up a super-steep hill that goes up about 650’, where you can gasp for air and frantically try to lower your heart rate while taking in a panoramic view of town / the mountain / the Minarets on one side, and the airport / Crowley Lake on the other side. 3 miles up and down, total.

(2) The comfort of my couch to the top of Mammoth Rock Trail (elevation: 8,475’), which you can see in the photo. It’s the trail that cuts across the mountain immediately below the bigass rock. From there, descend down into the meadow to the left (out of frame), where you’ll be overheard by day hikers as you shout β€œthis fucking sucks!” before looping back around on the above-pictured dirty little road back home, somewhere in that town-y looking pile of houses in the distance. 6 miles exactly, with a glorious view of the mountain the whole entire way, even though you want to puke for most of it.

Lake George is a good place to crack a beer(s).

Lake George is a good place to crack a beer(s).

  • Me: Maybe I should go to the gym today.
  • Shawn: Go!
  • Me: I keep paying, I might as well go, right?
  • Shawn: Yeah, go!
  • Me: What will I do there?
  • Shawn: ...I don't know, get sushi or something.