February 2011
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How to Live in Mammoth on a Holiday Weekend
1. Wake up to somebody dragging 90 pounds of luggage up the stairs next to your window. Go back to sleep.
2. Wake up again to somebody — a fat somebody — stomping around in the vacation rental next door.
3. Don 2 pairs of pants, 2 sweaters and a jacket and head outdoors. Narrowly miss stepping in a tiny turd left by a tiny dog whose owner thinks that the snow-covered parking lot is...
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OHMYGOD.
I just realized that I picked up the wrong pair of pants during my morning stumble out the door.
I am now sitting in an office chair wearing pants with a giant smudge of dog drool on the side and a hole in the crotch.
