How to Live in Mammoth on a Holiday Weekend
1. Wake up to somebody dragging 90 pounds of luggage up the stairs next to your window. Go back to sleep. 2. Wake up again to somebody — a fat somebody — stomping around in the vacation rental next door. 3. Don 2 pairs of pants, 2 sweaters and a jacket and head outdoors. Narrowly miss stepping in a tiny turd left by a tiny dog whose owner thinks that the snow-covered parking lot is...
I just realized that I picked up the wrong pair of pants during my morning stumble out the door. I am now sitting in an office chair wearing pants with a giant smudge of dog drool on the side and a hole in the crotch.