June 2011
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Skinny by September: Plan A.
I was going to quit drinking this summer in an attempt to lose a few pounds without actually exercising. But you know what? It’s a hard world out there, and some of us need a little vodka every few days hours JUST TO DEAL.
New plan: Any time I want to take a sip, I’m going to stand up — no matter where I am — and JOG IN PLACE.
It’s only weird until you’re...
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Another edition of The Adventures of Being Sarah.
Have you ever tried to rectify an uncomfortable situation by laughing it off? It usually works, unless your mouth is full of salad and you choke on it because you’re trying your damnedest not to laugh-spit it all over the person in front of you who was the one who made the situation uncomfortable to begin with anyway.
I’m going to opt for awkward silences from now on.
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WatchWell, this brightened my evening.
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Watchjamesnord:
Kids - MGMT Cover
I posted a cover of this song 2 years ago and it made it on the radar. Now kids, I know some of you have not been around that long but back then when something got on the radar that meant it got like 100 notes, which was HUGE! Times change, and people don’t so here it is again as a one take
If you want to download my cover do it here.
It’s weird, but I...
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“Shawn: MY dad said that the only thing better than getting a phone call from me...”
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Grow Yourself Up: Surviving Happy Hour →
Remember the time I vomited off the fake, decorative chair lift in front of the bar?
I woke up the next morning and thought, “who the fuck let me on a chairlift in the middle of the night?” Then it all came back to me.
I should grow myself up.
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Public bathroom woes.
You walk into the stall and close the door behind you. Turning to face the toilet, you stop in your tracks. The lid is down.
For a few moments, you stand there, intimidated. What brown surprises lurk under that lid? Back and forth in your head, you need to decide: open it and be prepared for the worst or exit and choose another door?
Somebody else walks in. They’re looking at your feet,...
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On the perks of being Asian.
Somebody waved at me from the window of their car while I was walking my dog this morning. They started pulling over in front of me, looked at me, stopped waving, then drove away quickly.
Guess they are a friend of that other Asian in town.
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& all this time, I thought we didn't have...
But apparently, a tiny, well-dressed lady shares a wall with us.
Now I feel bad about yelling while on the toilet last night just so I could stay involved in the conversation.
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WE ARE EATING COW TONIGHT.
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Gaslamp Has a Secret Speakeasy →
But we were looking for a secret place, a prohibition-style underground speakeasy. We had an address. Finally, we found it above a nondescript door that read “Law Office – Eddie O‘Hare Esq.” We rang the buzzer.
NEAT.
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You really should go to Google.com today. →
I like noises!
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Go to hell, stackable washer/dryer.
Found another pair of hole-y socks while folding newly cleaned laundry. Somberly walked them over to the trash bin, having a memorial service for them in my head.
Remember when the three of us walked to the post office together? Remember when we danced in the loft with no pants? You were great.
Then I smashed my head into the dryer door I left open and screamed.
Moment ruined.
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My living room at 11:29pm. | SarahPark
…And...
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LIFE IS HARD.
Good thing I have no money right now.
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Men & Their Dogs →
Yes, I like this. This is nice. Nice.
