September 2011
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August 2011
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I enjoy very slightly mispronouncing words in...
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I just had a dream in which Emerson had a fish...
We called him Emermanson.
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15 shipwrecks visible from land →
I desperately want to climb around on these.
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CAN’T I JUST EAT BETTER?
– Me, in anger, halfway through a 30 minute beginner workout on the Nike Training App. I quit shortly after this, and have been face-down on the floor since.
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Why doesn't autocorrect understand my emotions?
I really hate it when my iPhone ruins everything. Go to he’ll.
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I ran out of mixers, so I had to use the rest of the vodka. Good luck.
– Shawn, the barkeep.
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ORGAN Trail... →
Get it? GET IT?
Goodbye, remainder of my evening.
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I’m not going to play Hanging with Friends with you anymore. You’re...
– Shawn is angry.