September 2011
11 posts
3 tags
Sep 1st
August 2011
21 posts
3 tags
I enjoy very slightly mispronouncing words in...
Aug 31st
1 note
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I just had a dream in which Emerson had a fish...
We called him Emermanson.
Aug 31st
17 notes
6 tags
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
6 notes
8 tags
Aug 21st
3 tags
15 shipwrecks visible from land →
I desperately want to climb around on these.
Aug 21st
7 notes
7 tags
Aug 20th
10 notes
5 tags
Aug 20th
1 note
6 tags
“CAN’T I JUST EAT BETTER?”
– Me, in anger, halfway through a 30 minute beginner workout on the Nike Training App. I quit shortly after this, and have been face-down on the floor since.
Aug 18th
4 tags
Aug 18th
2 tags
Why doesn't autocorrect understand my emotions?
I really hate it when my iPhone ruins everything. Go to he’ll.
Aug 18th
7 tags
Aug 16th
4 notes
8 tags
Aug 15th
2 notes
1 tag
Aug 10th
1,786 notes
1 tag
“I ran out of mixers, so I had to use the rest of the vodka. Good luck.”
– Shawn, the barkeep.
Aug 10th
4 tags
Aug 9th
12 notes
5 tags
ORGAN Trail... →
Get it? GET IT?  Goodbye, remainder of my evening.
Aug 8th
3 notes
Aug 8th
1 tag
Aug 4th
1,855 notes
7 tags
Aug 3rd
16 notes
1 tag
“I’m not going to play Hanging with Friends with you anymore. You’re...”
– Shawn is angry.
Aug 2nd