Things I write in emails that really mean "I hate...
“Looking forward to a quick resolution of this problem.” Any usage of the words “in the future.” “We should definitely catch up over lunch sometime.” “I appreciate your feedback.” Signing off using any of the following: “Regards,” “Best,” and “Have a great day.”
The power went out at 7am. I didn’t really panic until I came back inside from taking the dog on a walk in a massive snowstorm, and the house didn’t feel much warmer than outside. Now I’m shivering in a snuggie trying to read a book by the window, silently hating myself for draining my phone battery catching up on my Tumblr dash and playing Tiny Tower in bed all morning. Maybe...
I just realized that I've lived here for over a...
What happens to the trash once Boyfriend takes it outside?