I don’t know why my single friends want to be in relationships.– Me, as Shawn washes a pan in the sink while singing “my girlfriend is a big whiner” repeatedly to the tune of some early 90’s R&B mega-hit.
themoonmachine: Best birthday ever. Managed to get all 28 items crossed off my birthday list!
the moon machine: Let's have the best day ever. →
I’m having the best day ever tomorrow. You should, too. 28 things to do for my 28th birthday: Breakfast beer! Snowboard at least 1 run Hit a golf ball Conquer a challenge Experience a moment of awe Enjoy a messy meal Climb a tree Have dessert Dance like an idiot Blow out a candle (it’s my birthday, after all) Hit a pinata Decide if I like martinis — they look so...